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Because Democracy is Just Too... Common.

πŸ‘‘ Our Royal Mission

At KnowKings.com, we proudly support the return of feudalism, velvet capes, and absurdly large chairs. We believe every country deserves a ruler with no qualifications β€” just a great jawline and a ridiculous robe budget.

πŸ“œ 5 Reasons Kings Are Clearly Better

βœ… You don’t need to vote (or think).

βœ… Capes are finally back in fashion.

βœ… National policies change based on breakfast mood.

βœ… Thrones have lumbar support. Chairs do not.

βœ… You always know who’s in charge. Spoiler: it’s Chad the Crowned.

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